Some Guy Lost His Phone An An Uber So Two Girls Returned It With A Video Of Them Twerking

Someecards – When Brett Sarubbi left his phone in an Uber in Miami, he might’ve thought it was gone forever. But not only was it returned to him by a couple of kind-hearted women (or at least one kind-hearted woman, because the other apparently “wouldn’t have gave your shit back, yeah”), but the ladies also recorded a NSFW explanation video. Complete with twerking, flowered headgear, and a “shake that ass dance,” this is obviously the 2016 anthem that everyone has been waiting for.

I have to admit these girls are not necessarily my type but I love the effort here. Obviously returning the phone is a genuinely nice thing to do, at least by the one girl who didn’t want to keep it, but then you sprinkle in the shaking some giant butts around and, hey, who are we to turn down someone’s generosity of spirit? And it’s not even just asses, they also apparently have some freestyles and funky fresh beats for us all. If you tell me someone is not only going to save me several hundred dollars while also offering me up some huge decent asses, I’m taking that deal 100 times out of 100 and thanking them profusely. God bless H-Town for continuing to do H-Town things (I’ve never been to H-Town and know nothing about it besides James Harden).

At the same time though, between this and those girls who unwantedly twerked on some guy at a store, is it getting to a point where twerking at us all so hard is maybe a little sexual assaulty? Like obviously I don’t care but in the interest in fairness if a guy did the equivalent of this, no one would be talking about his giving nature. They’d be like “We need to arrest and publicly hang this man who put on a loin cloth and spun his dick around like a helicopter for several minutes on a woman’s phone before returning it.” Doesn’t matter but needs to be pointed out.